About The Bald Jerk

 

Thanks for visiting the site. 

 

Why The Bald Jerk? Well, when my daughter was two or three she got in trouble and I told her to go to her room. As she walked away she said "Okay...you bald jerk!" It stuck.

 

I live in a 250-year-old farmhouse in Pennsylvania, which I like to pull apart and refurbish. I like C&R guns, with a particular fondness for the SKS. I'll ride anything with two wheels and an engine. 

 

I've worked as a quality control inspector for a shirt company (I was Number 78), a gas station attendant, a landscaper, a bank teller, a security guard, a pizza delivery guy, an English teacher, a political campaign operative, a disaster response team worker, a news editor in TV, radio and print in the US and abroad, and a surgical technologist at one of the best hospitals in the world. 

 

I like to think all this experience is reflected in my writing. In a good way. 

 

Shoot me a message, I'll get back to you ASAP.